Ringtone-a-Palooza

It's story time there was 2 boys trying to sleep in a dorm room. They were sound ass mother fucking asleep. "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM!" to shitty ass techno goes off. Joe finds it necessary to set his phone at the loudest setting possible while he sleeps. I dont know why. Just set it on vibrate and slap some tape on it and attach that shit to your nuts (or in your vagtastic voyage if its what you got going on in your kill zone).

Dont get us wrong, we each have ringtones. We use them. Just most of the time, not at full volume. Actually, i love my ringtones. I just have sensitive ear drums i guess?

Also, i don't understand the people that buy a new ringtone a day. Yeah, you heard a new song on the radio. Yeah, BackstreetBoys just released a new single. So what's the first thing that comes across your brain? Lets spend $2.99 of our parents money. I can understand that you buy one, everyone has a song they can listen to over and over. Why not use that song to be your ringtone. Or maybe 2. But 23, your nucking futs. I'll use that $2.99 to buy myself some aspirin for the head ache i get from your shitty techno Joe. \

Before we leave, I (Alex) would like to give a list of good ringtones vs bad ones.

Good Ringtones:
Any Backstreet Boys songs
Any N*SYNC songs
Any O-Town Songs
Any Hot Karl Songs
Lou Bega- Mamba numba five
Effel 65- Blue
Moby- Flower (thanks JJ Hardy)


Bad Ringtones:
Any ringtone not listed on the good ringtone list.

Bye Haters