I (Cody) went to go donate plasma today for the nice $45 dollar incentive. Also because im that broke ass that i need to sell bodily fluids to get by. Anyways, i was laying on the bed/chair or w.e its called ready to get my life essence sucked out of me, when this box comes over to my chair, and she gets ready to stick my arm with the needle. She swabs the area with some iodine and then pulls the skin back ready to stick it in. And wow was she horrible at it. I've never had a needle stick in my arm and then hurt that bad for an hour afterwards. What a fucking box. Fucking U-Haul this box was.
Then the box proceeded to hit on me. Asking me if i had a girlfriend. Complimenting about everything. Getting annoyed, i just did what i thought Joe Dewitt would do. I said i was gay. Just kidding, but i did pretend to lose interest in her. Actually it wasnt pretend. And actually i didnt lose anything because i wasn't interested in the box in the first place. I just wanted to get my $45 and leave. I should have just Usain Bolt'ed her ass and got outa there. but i didnt want to be rude in front of 200 people. So i just slapped her mouth and left.
Bye haters.
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