Most People don't know how to get out of a situation that makes them feel Awkward. Most get red in the face. Stop talking. Or anything else that makes one look like a complete tool. But us, we just Usain Bolt it. What's Usain Bolt-ing it? You may think that it's just running away, I mean, that's what he does best. No, words cant describe it. Like above, just strike that pose and all goes away.
Oh shit, the condom broke. Usain Bolt it.
Got caught watching girls from a distance in a bush with binoculars. Usain Bolt it.
Unconscious box woke up. Usain Bolt it.
Ugly box asked you to dance, and you say yes. Usain Bolt it.
Parents caught you jerkin' it. Usain Bolt it.
Bye Haters
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