Inferno Wing Man & Dry Chicken. The Story of the Liz Waters Commons and Helping a Friend.

Alex and I just got done eating at the Liz Water's Commons along with the Dewitt brothers, and joined late by Mike and Nate "the hater" because of the late night he had at the Beck residence. Alex had the grilled chicken sandwich. I had the Cheeseburger. We had some problems with our meals.

The grilled chicken sandwich. First off, way to dry. Ackro almost went through his whole drink before the literal "sand"wich, for need of lubricating his throat. 

The cheeseburger. On the total opposite end of the spectrum. The burger that had cheese on it, bad choice, unless your looking to urinate out of your rectum. It was way to soggy and the cheese didn't really taste like cheese. Don't get me wrong. It was still satisfactory. 

Now, being the wingman of the century. I, Cody Oleson, have been typing, but im going to have to pass this off to Ackro. Not even him funneling the words of how to be the wing man to me will be effective unless the man himself types it. 

The guide to fly:

Last night on the memorial union terrace, I, alex ackerman, helped out my boi nate fulla hate spit game. Essentially, i became his wingman for the night. So, to help paint the picture nate, myself and a couple of females from an undisclosed lakeshore dorm location were out on the terrace listening to bullshit music, they had banging bods BTW. Anyways, i proceeded to dance with one of the girls for a couple of songs and then we ventured back by nate, this is when wings sprouted from my back. For at least 2 hours i was cracking jokes and introducing topics so nate and this lady fellow could begin to have more in common and thus begins my guide on helping friends get hott ace:

1. be funny

2. be sexy

3. be sexy-funny

4. introduce sexy-funny topics to help spark conversation

5. most importantly, try to be like me. 

Bye Haters