Meet and Greet Essentials

After dining once again in the Liz Water’s Commons, I ran into some ladies from the 37oo’s who are pretty legit, and after i told them about mine and cody’s blogging activities today, they became pretty “jel” aka Jealous. So, we got to talking and the meet and greet to the conversation was an awkward one which got me thinking about this blog topic. I digressed from Usain Bolt-ing them since they are my friends and decided to write a blog about how to properly greet people, who initiates, and how the greet is overall delivered. 

Ok, So i (Cody) was not there for the situation just talked about. But I have conversed with Alex and we have come up with the essentials of how 2 people should act when first meeting and what goes on after the first meet and greet. 

First off, when you meet someone, give them a hand shake. It shows that your confident and ready to start a friendship, or at the very least a conversation. If you don't, your just looking for an awkward situation and with the hand shake you avoid having to Usain Bolt your way out of it. After which, start the conversation and let the good times role from then out, granted that the person isn't a tool.

Say after about a week, your still friends with this new individual, your ready for the knucks. Knucks should only be used after you feel comfortable with the person. Some people will think your a tard, like bran-droid, for wanting knucks. If you do it to early, your being to forward. The person might think your a pedi-rapist and want to break in your 7 year old butt hole. Then you'll have to Usain Bolt in the morning after the roofies ware off. But once your to the point of knucks, slip one in as much as you want. (Thats what she said) 

Shortly after that, your ready for bringing it in. The mix between a hug, and a hand shake, very masculine but also at the same time saying your a good friend, or at least becoming one. 

Alex has brought to my attention that ass slapping should be a 2 month or more friendship deal. I personally could go up to Alex and slap his ass and he would be ok with it. Say i slapped Mike's or Nate's ass on the other hand. It might be awkward for the fact that i've known them for 3 days and then i would, once again, need to Usain Bolt it. 

 *for reference, the ass slap can be used immediately after introduction if is happening on a sports team. 

Remember also, these are more of guidelines. NOT RULES. Feel free at anytime to try to accelerate the process. If it works out for you, awesome, if not, you were warned.

Coming soon, How a guy should be around a girl at introduction. (For Nate The Hater) 

Bye Haters