Now, its been awhile since I (Alex) has blogged. However, after a long awaited return I'm back. The hype around this blog is reminiscent of Jordan coming back wearing number 45 or Favre going to the New York Brett's and the media coverage is about the same, infact i have some paparazzi right outside, being haters.
Anyways, some spectacular things have happened since the first day of school, starting with me listening to the Jim Rome show again. Now, for all you commoners you might hate on Jim Rome, but after hearing this email:
Rome,
The raiders offense looked weak tonight.
Signed,
FDR's legs
How can you not love the show? Polio smack is in the same league as Heath Ledger smack like "I have a killer oxymoron for you, Heath Ledger......Alive"
And that league is PRICELESS.
On the home front around LIZ things have been typical, lots of boxes running around room 2415. Speaking of Boxes, Billy Burns from down the hall has picked up on the box lingo and embraced it fully with a clutch line.
Billy says:
"Hey Box, go get me some ice cream"
Classic line.
To round things out, Nate fulla hate has undergone a name change and is now Nate Fulla Love, and fulla love he is. Sunday, he had a shirtless party in his room. If you do not know what a shirtless party is, picture a girl shirtless on top of nate shirtless, positioned on Nate and Mikes newly acquired Futon, it now reeks of sex.
Some fellas and I have also starts a flag football team called Balls-Ack. I know your jealous of the name but dont hate, appericate.
Bye Haters
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